JAY LENO: Some exciting news from the world of sports. Listen to this. It seems Tim Tebow has signed with the New England Patriots. How about that? Yeah.
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JAY LENO: Apparently, Tebow sat down and told Bill Belichick about his friend, Jesus, and Belichick told Tim about his friend, Satan, and they came to an agreement. They came to an agreement.
LENO: Do you know about that, you know something? Nobody knew about this. This was a top secret deal. Nobody had any idea. The only people who knew were Bill Belichick, Tim Tebow, and of course the NSA because they were, you know, listening in. So they were the only ones.
LENO: So the good news, Tim Tebow got a job with the Patriots. The bad news: now that he’s associated with the wold “Patriot” he’s being audited by the IRS. Yeah, yeah, so, little tricky. Tightrope.